George Carlin….?

George Carlin….?

He will be greatly missed.

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
George Carlin (1937 – )
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.
George Carlin (1937 – ), Napalm and Silly Putty
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?”
George Carlin (1937 – )
I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.
George Carlin (1937 – )
When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show.
When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.
George Carlin (1937 – ), PBS, Travis Smiley Interview
You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montana, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.
George Carlin (1937 – ), You Are All Diseased
Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.
George Carlin (1937 – ), From his book – Brain Droppings
Its never just a game when you’re winning.
George Carlin (1937 – )
If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

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